A 14-year-old girl goes to use the toilet in a park. It's in an outhouse -- not a flush toilet, just a seat with a pit below. When she sits down, she looks down and sees a man staring up at her. The perv was wearing waders, just standing in the muck, waiting to get his peek-a-boo thrills. The cops wouldn't touch hazmat-man until firefighters hosed him off and decontaminated him. Story here.